House Plants Prints

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

Venus Fly Trap and Patient Share Drip

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'I'm looking for a plant that's deaf. I don't have time to talk to it.'

Plant care.

"Why, oh why, don't you talk back to me, my beautiful little plant...??"

STRIP *Bliss* # 4 Introducing plants to the house

'Is the seven year flowering cactus in bud yet?'

Poor thing, doesn't grow at all.

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

"I'm sorry, but your bonsai triffid will have to go."

Garden Centre

'You'll never recognize the philodendrons when you get home.'

"Think of all the thirsty plants in Africa!"

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

'New plant? New hairdo?'

'Having the Dutch elm disease is no reason to go bonkers.'

Tree has taken root in the house.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Quick Grow Flower Food.

"Water... water... but not too much."

"I can't tell whether you've had too much or not enough."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Cat Nip.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."