Collecting House Plants Prints

Plant kills owner of Pete's Poisonous Plants.

Plant Story

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Money Plant.

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Thanks

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

What your house plant says about you...

House plants

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

The Houseplants vs The Kids

Flytrap nerd.