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Plant kills owner of Pete's Poisonous Plants.

Plant Story

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Money Plant.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Thanks

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

House plants

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"You spoil that plant!"

The Houseplants vs The Kids

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Flytrap nerd.