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'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

"Well, after you beheaded the groundskeeper, we had to go with something low-maintenance."

"Would you see to old Peterson? He's in the philodendron again."

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Flytrap nerd.

Frog's tongue is stuck in a Venus flytrap.

'Hey, don't let that fly in here kid, this place is liable to snap any minute!'

"I told them I wanted a power environment. They answered with just one word."

"You want to take Swahili so you can talk to your African violets?"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Oh no... I've sprung a leak!!"

House Plant

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

International Women's Day

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."