Collecting Plants T-Shirts

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

"Well, after you beheaded the groundskeeper, we had to go with something low-maintenance."

"Would you see to old Peterson? He's in the philodendron again."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Flytrap nerd.

Frog's tongue is stuck in a Venus flytrap.

'Hey, don't let that fly in here kid, this place is liable to snap any minute!'

"I told them I wanted a power environment. They answered with just one word."

"You want to take Swahili so you can talk to your African violets?"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Oh no... I've sprung a leak!!"

House Plant

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes