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Cactus

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Thanks

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

Old Book Smell

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.

Flytrap nerd.

Everything's coming up roses!

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

New Blah Cologne for Dull Men.

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

"I think we're ready for a tree."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

Caddy's flowers

The Plant Place - Drought special!

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer.

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

You had me at succulents!

"I told them I wanted a power environment. They answered with just one word."