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"Some cactuses get all the arms."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

Butterflies

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'I'm an atheist!'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Flies up the ante!

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar