Succulent Collecting Prints

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

Butterflies

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Old Book Smell

What your house plant says about you...

Flies up the ante!

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'