Collecting Houseplants Prints

Mania Varietals

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Thanks

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Money Plant.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

House plants

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

The Houseplants vs The Kids

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Flytrap nerd.