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Multiculturalism as expressed through garden centres

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Set Top Digitalis'

Grace For Flies

Wildlife

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

House plants

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Employee of the month...

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

All Major Cash Honored.

The Ugly Plant

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Flytrap nerd.

The vegan hunter