Plant Collector Gifts

Multiculturalism as expressed through garden centres

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Set Top Digitalis'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Grace For Flies

Wildlife

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

'Sorry'

House plants

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Employee of the month...

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

All Major Cash Honored.