Plant Collecting Gifts

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Honey, you got the wrong kind of air plant.'

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"There goes another rare hill orchid."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Everything's coming up roses!

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

International Women's Day

Director/Action Man toy.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Seagiraffes

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."