Pollen Collector Gifts

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Grace For Flies

Wildlife

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Sorry'

House plants

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

He loves me...

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

The Ugly Plant

Everything's coming up roses!

"I think we're ready for a tree."

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Corn Lizard

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Autumn leaves...

Lost: leaf.

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'