Pollen Appreciator Gifts

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Bee flying to another flower.

Bumble Bee

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Climate Change Road

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Paving over the window-box

Suburban street.

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Botanical violinist

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

Two men arguing in front of florist shop.

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'I love the smell of spring!'

If Ben Franklin had been a florist

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.

'Hell for Bees.'

"Not pollenaise again?"

Winter & Spring

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"Nothin's too good for my wife! What have you got for around five bucks?"

"How were the first few sips?"

Nit Lotion - "Reconnaissance pictures clearly show the enemy's chemical stockpile."

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'