Pollen Appreciator Gifts

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Bee flying to another flower.

Bumble Bee

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Climate Change Road

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Paving over the window-box

Suburban street.

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

Botanical violinist

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

Two men arguing in front of florist shop.

"Not pollenaise again?"

'Hell for Bees.'

If Ben Franklin had been a florist

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

'I love the smell of spring!'

Winter & Spring

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

"Nothin's too good for my wife! What have you got for around five bucks?"

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"How were the first few sips?"