Plant-based Appreciator Gifts

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"My kid could do that."

Climate Change Road

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Tortured Plank

Paving over the window-box

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Leonard Nimoy

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

"That's it, I've lost all respect for the farm dog: I caught him rolling around in our manure!"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Botanical violinist

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'

Cow

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Friendly Green Space Alien

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Two men arguing in front of florist shop.

Cow using udders as skis.

Perpetual Motion.

'Success has changed you.'

Yeah, I get it. It's hot - But you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?

"They are very realistic, you would never guess that they were rubber."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Winter & Spring