Plant-based Appreciator Gifts

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Climate Change Road

Tortured Plank

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Paving over the window-box

"That's it, I've lost all respect for the farm dog: I caught him rolling around in our manure!"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

Botanical violinist

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

Friendly Green Space Alien

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

Cow

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"They are very realistic, you would never guess that they were rubber."

'Success has changed you.'

Winter & Spring

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

Cow using udders as skis.

Perpetual Motion.