Plant Appreciator Gifts

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"It's not a new indoor dog-toilet you dummy: It's a bonsai tree..."

Paving over the window-box

Blooming Idiot

Botanical violinist

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Snow flake

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Sunbathing in Autumn

Motor Tourism

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"You've changed."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Pea

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

Climate Change Road

David Bellamy

Dogs and Chickens

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Springtime rabbits.

'There's also a small translation fee sir.'