Plant Appreciator Gifts

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"It's not a new indoor dog-toilet you dummy: It's a bonsai tree..."

Paving over the window-box

Blooming Idiot

Botanical violinist

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Snow flake

Sunbathing in Autumn

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Motor Tourism

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"You've changed."

Pea

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Dogs and Chickens

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Climate Change Road

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

Springtime rabbits.

"Great set of pipes!"

Namastayyy