Cactus Appreciator Gifts

Tree Huggers Convention: New Mexico Representative is Somewhat Spiked.

Car Travelling Down Road With Sign That Says 'Dead End'.

Plant Lady

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Cactus seats.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Thanks

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

SPOONING CACTI

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Macho Vegetarian

"You've definitely got water retention..."

What your house plant says about you...

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.