Cactus Enthusiasts Gifts

"Daddy always begged me not to marry a cactus farmer!"

Plant Lady

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Thanks

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Hombre's Best Friend.

SPOONING CACTI

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

What your house plant says about you...

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Macho Vegetarian