Cactus Fanatic Gifts

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

Plant Lady

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Thanks

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

SPOONING CACTI

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Macho Vegetarian

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

What your house plant says about you...

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.