Cactus Fan Gifts

In Whydid, Wales.

Flashflood: when mirage becomes reality.

Balloon becomes sad when it sees cacti.

Horror film

Plant Lady

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Cactus seats.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Thanks

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

SPOONING CACTI

Hombre's Best Friend.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Macho Vegetarian

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.