Cactus Lovers Gifts

Balloon

Discomfort Eating

Hombre's Best Friend.

"That's right! Reach for the sky! Now hand over your water, you prickly varmint!"

'I warned you we'd been hot-housing her.'

Plant Lady

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Cactus seats.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Thanks

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Macho Vegetarian

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."