Quixotic Cactus Lovers Gifts

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Plant Lady

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Thanks

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

SPOONING CACTI

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

What your house plant says about you...

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Macho Vegetarian

"We got the cactus account!"