Cactus Aficionado Gifts

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Hedgehog Waters Cacti.

Cacti in desert hugging.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

Spiro & Pusho and the cactuses in the desert

Plant Lady

Cactus seats.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Thanks

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Hombre's Best Friend.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Macho Vegetarian

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"You've definitely got water retention..."