Cactus Aficionado Gifts

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Hedgehog Waters Cacti.

Cacti in desert hugging.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

Spiro & Pusho and the cactuses in the desert

Plant Lady

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Cactus seats.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Thanks

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Macho Vegetarian

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"You've definitely got water retention..."