Cactus Lovers Pillows

Balloon

Discomfort Eating

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I warned you we'd been hot-housing her.'

Plant Lady

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Thanks

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

SPOONING CACTI

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Macho Vegetarian

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"We got the cactus account!"