Cactus Collectors Gifts

"The Cheshire Cactus"

SPOONING CACTI

Man combing his hair with a cactus.

'Pretzel?'

Plant Lady

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Cactus seats.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Thanks

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Macho Vegetarian

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

What your house plant says about you...

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'