Cactus Collector With A Twist Gifts

A cactus growing on an igloo

Plant Lady

Cactus seats.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Thanks

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

SPOONING CACTI

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

What your house plant says about you...

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Macho Vegetarian

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."