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A cactus growing on an igloo

Plant Lady

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Cactus seats.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Thanks

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Macho Vegetarian

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"We got the cactus account!"