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'So, apparently, saying it with cactus is not the best way to tell your wife you love her!'

"I had no idea it was this serious."

'So, how long have you been bothered by this dry scalp condition?'

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Hot air balloons avoiding balloon in the shape of a cactus

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"I've always been told that I'm overly optimistic."

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

"Ha, ha, ha! I told you it would stick to it."

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

"You're spineless!!"

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'Hello, is that Gardeners' Question Time?'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'It appears you have dry scalp.'

Cactus Nose

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'It's just a cactus, Fred -- It's not an establishment of religion.'

Lifeguard in desert.

'Next time, try smelling the roses.'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Cactus in acupuncture clinic.

'I told you, Bart...GET NEW CONTACTS!'

Man stranded in the desert doesn't realize his in under an highway.

Rude Cactus

Inflatable tube men in the desert

Cactus with Tap

Say it with flowers

"I got a manicure."

"What happened to the ice that was here?"

"You're a dang fool, Clem! I told you it, weren't givin' you a high-five."

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Plant Lady

YMCA