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"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"We got the cactus account!"

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Can't talk now, I'm on a mission!

The Cactus Reader

"Phil!"

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"Stopped a shoplifter yesterday. Caught him red-handed."

Porcupine.

Self-conscious cactus

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Who put Mom's Cactus in Middy's litter tray?"

'Stopped a shoplifter yesterday. Caught him red-handed.'

"Ever hear that sometimes you begin to resemble your plants?"

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

'Soldier, shinny up this tree and see if you can locate our bivouac area.'

"No, I don't like that blanket. It's not prickly enough."

A man in a prickly situation

Cacti that hold up their 'arms' when a gun is pointed at them.

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Mom, can I have all your toothpicks?'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'It requires so much less work than a dog.'

Cactus Acupuncture

Bird gets pricked by cactus needles.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Cactus welcoming you to Arizona.

Cactus seats.

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Cactus Head

Primarily plant eaters, peccaries prefer cactus, particularly prickly pear...

Primarily plant eaters, peccaries prefer cactus, particularly prickly pear.

"There will be a charge for cactus needles as part of the treatment."