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... And a porcupine on a prickly pear tree!

Plant Lady

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Thanks

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

SPOONING CACTI

Hombre's Best Friend.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Macho Vegetarian

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"We got the cactus account!"