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Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Plant Lady

Butterflies

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Cactus seats.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

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"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'I'm an atheist!'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

SPOONING CACTI

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Flies up the ante!

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Macho Vegetarian

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

What your house plant says about you...