Cacti Collecting Gifts

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Plant Lady

Butterflies

Cactus seats.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

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"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'I'm an atheist!'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Macho Vegetarian

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Flies up the ante!