Cactus Cultivator Gifts

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Plant Lady

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Cactus seats.

Blue sky thinking

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Thanks

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Macho Vegetarian

What your house plant says about you...

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.