Cactus Cultivation Gifts

The Plant Place - Drought special!

Plant Lady

Cactus seats.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Thanks

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

SPOONING CACTI

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

What your house plant says about you...

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Macho Vegetarian

"We got the cactus account!"

The Houseplant Cemetery.