Cactus Cultivation Gifts

The Plant Place - Drought special!

Plant Lady

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Cactus seats.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Thanks

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

SPOONING CACTI

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Macho Vegetarian

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"We got the cactus account!"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'