Cactus Gardening Gifts

'Fortunately I know how to make a napoles salad but it'll cost you 14.95.'

Plant Lady

Cactus seats.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Thanks

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

SPOONING CACTI

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Macho Vegetarian

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

What your house plant says about you...

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"We got the cactus account!"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Look,that is not your Daddy