Cactus Care Gifts

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Thanks

Gardener attacked by plants.

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Cactus seats.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Man watering his plants in the rain.

The Garden

'That plant food really works!'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."