Cactus Caretaker Gifts

Cactus owner with a spiky beard.

'Is the seven year flowering cactus in bud yet?'

Some people are in worse condition than this poor cactus.

The Joshua Tree

Botanist

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Plant Lady

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Thanks

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Macho Vegetarian

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

What your house plant says about you...

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Take me to your weeder!'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'