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Cactus owner with a spiky beard.

'Is the seven year flowering cactus in bud yet?'

Some people are in worse condition than this poor cactus.

The Joshua Tree

Botanist

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Plant Lady

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Thanks

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

SPOONING CACTI

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Macho Vegetarian

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Take me to your weeder!'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

Man is injured transporting cacti.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."