Cactus Cuddler T-Shirts

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

The Lonely Ranger

Cactus Huggers

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."

Plant Lady

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Thanks

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

SPOONING CACTI

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Hombre's Best Friend.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"