Cactus Cuddler Gifts

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

The Lonely Ranger

Cactus Huggers

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."

Plant Lady

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Thanks

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

SPOONING CACTI

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'