Cactus Cultivator T-Shirts

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Plant Lady

Blue sky thinking

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Cactus seats.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Thanks

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

SPOONING CACTI

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Macho Vegetarian

"We got the cactus account!"

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.