Cactus Care Prints

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Darn it, Bob. I didn't realize my arms were tired until you mentioned it.

Thanks

Gardener attacked by plants.

Plant Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Cactus seats.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

The Garden

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.