Cactus Collecting Prints

Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Open the cash register!'

Plant Lady

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Cactus seats.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Thanks

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

SPOONING CACTI

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Hombre's Best Friend.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

What your house plant says about you...

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Macho Vegetarian

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"We got the cactus account!"

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'