Collecting Cacti Prints

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Cactus Hands Up!

'Lot to be said 'bout riding off into the sunset!'

Man with Cactus for Head Stops Water Sprinkler

'Captured Peru '97. force fed. Light torture. Mail order. And yourself?'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Passive Aggressive

Plant Lady

Butterflies

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Cactus seats.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Thanks

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

SPOONING CACTI

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."