Crazy For Cacti Prints

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Plant Lady

Cactus seats.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

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Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

SPOONING CACTI

Hombre's Best Friend.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Macho Vegetarian

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"We got the cactus account!"

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Look,that is not your Daddy