Crazy For Cacti T-Shirts

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Plant Lady

Cactus seats.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Thanks

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

SPOONING CACTI

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Macho Vegetarian

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

What your house plant says about you...

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"We got the cactus account!"

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'