Collecting Cacti Pillows

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Cactus Hands Up!

'Lot to be said 'bout riding off into the sunset!'

Man with Cactus for Head Stops Water Sprinkler

'Captured Peru '97. force fed. Light torture. Mail order. And yourself?'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Passive Aggressive

Plant Lady

Butterflies

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Cactus seats.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Thanks

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'I'm an atheist!'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

SPOONING CACTI

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Macho Vegetarian