Plant Caring Prints

'C'mon then, which one matches the closest?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Allotment

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plant Lady

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Gardening#2

The Garden

Man watering his plants in the rain.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Mantis Love

'That plant food really works!'