Plant Caring T-Shirts

'C'mon then, which one matches the closest?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener

Plant Lady

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

The Garden

Gardening#2

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Man watering his plants in the rain.

Mantis Love