Houseplant Care T-Shirts

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

The not-so-living wall

'And I say it's YOUR job to weed the window box!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

Gardener

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

The Garden

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Money Plant.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

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