Houseplant Care T-Shirts

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

The not-so-living wall

'And I say it's YOUR job to weed the window box!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Allotment

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

The Garden

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'That plant food really works!'

Money Plant.

Thanks

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'