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The Non-Sporting Group

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Money Plant.

Thanks

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

House plants

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

What your house plant says about you...

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

The Ugly Plant

House Plant Party

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"I think we're ready for a tree."

The Houseplants vs The Kids

In the houseplant cemetery.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"